The Seitanic Spellbook - Recipes and Rantings of the Vegan Black Metal Chef (2016) (Epub) Gooner

Language: English
ISBN: 282514570X

Greetings Mortals! You have entered the realm of no return.

Within this spell book lie the keys to ultimate vegan satisfaction.

Swim through the abyss of knowledge and emerge victorious in your quest for cooking perfection. Engage on this life changing journey as you transmute basic meals into gold. Cook for all the minions of your kingdom and watch them bow before your culinary prowess.

This does not require years of training nor a king's ransom. Doable veganism of the highest caliber shall be yours for a mere pauper's wage and moments of time.

Open this tome and perform its rituals and incantations. It shall guide you with images of every step of every main recipe. Scan QR codes with your mystic technology to summon videos of everything in the book.

Your hour of glory has come.

The Vegan Black Metal Chef combines his passion for cooking and making metal music to create an awesomely unlikely combination that is informative, hilarious, and enlightening.