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Earlier in the midst of a semi drunken fit while listening to my stepdad ramble on about the Korean war I made a really delicious taco. I used the pan fats from a really high quality tritip that was made this morning to cook half a small white onion in. A fine dice and low heat for a few minutes boiled off most of the liquid in which I dropped rectanguloid bits of the perfectly 1/2 rare-1/2 medium rare steak into it to absorb that last little bit of juices. Once it had the right feel to it I killed the power and listed the pan. Being the smart fellow I am, the cast iron pan held the heat of my otherwise terrible electric range quite nicely so upon cracking a single egg into it, the taco formed. IT FORMED WITH MORE DELICIOUSNESS THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
I ate it. It was decadent and you wish I could come to your house to drunkenly cook leftover food for you when you're trashed.
Hentai. Mostly good. No mind break, no loli, no super strange stuff except the one directory of futa I threw in there to keep you on your toes. This stuff is way easier to find than I particularly wanted it to be. Thanks for continuing to disappoint homosapiens. Props to the hentaurules fellow, though I found he just steals his stuff from one of his links and tags every single image in his directories with his url. I've removed (some) banner adds and stuff that he drops into every directory. If you're out there asshole I hope you hear me: quit tagging your shit in this fashion it is annoying as fuck because I have to go through and use a bulk file renamer to rename all this shit which is something I still haven't fully gotten down. In 20 years people aren't going to care about your stupid website, they're going to care about vintage porn. Jerkoff.
Anyway, in other news I've decided that America is finally failing at virtually everything. Our elections end up getting more and more contested at such narrower margins because the general populace has no vision of what the nation should be and can't sufficiently express themselves due to never being taught how to speak with conviction or an understanding of the ideas that they've learned to parrot in a facsimile of personality.
I've tried to get into india pale ales recently but they give me wind. Not particularly nasty farts either, just lots of open flatulence. tooot Toooooooot. You know the kind. Where you have to clamp it off in a hurry otherwise you might just let that little bit of poo out. Oh no then what?! You can't slip out of your highly public setting so you're forced to feel that terrible little slick around Bunghole Command Center.
Terrible, terrible. Thank god that didn't happen to me. I think I'll stick to heffeweisens and darker beers. What kind of beers do you like? Any good microbrews in your area?