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tarring: Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Missy Rothstein

Behold! MINGHAGS, the long-awaited sequel to Bam Margera’s motion picture directorial debut, the independent hit film HAGGARD THE MOVIE!

Trailer trash rockers Lenny (BAM MARGERA) and Ponce (BRANDON DICAMILLO) have vowed revenge, on billionaire scum-bag Rut Ru (also BRANDON DICAMILLO) and his bloated sidekick Dominick (DAVE “LORD” BOTTARO) who have heisted Ponce’s cool invention, the Garbage Juicer!

In dire desperation, the dimwits call on Badger (RYAN DUNN) a whipped wussy, endlessly obsessing over his slutty sweetheart Libby (Angie Cuturic). But alas, Badger’s love is lost, as Libby is hung-up on a hot-hunk named Bruno!

Meanwhile, campus nincompoop Ralph (MARK THE BAGGER) has flunked and found himself grounded for life by his father (POP POP MARGERA)! Daddy, noooooo!

And just when you thought the plot couldn’t be any more contrived, the triteness increases as Lenny and Rut Ru up the ante, culminating in cameos by JIMMY POP and EVIL JARED of the BLOODHOUND GANG, DON VITO, RAKE YOHN, “COMPTON ASS” TERRY KENNEDY, THE DUDESONS, PHIL AND APRIL MARGERA, BRANDON NOVAK, GINA LYNN, JESS MARGERA, CHAD GINSBURG, RYAN GEE, JOE FRANTZ, and a slew of B-listers from the CKY videos!

Will Rut Ru have our heros laid-away? Will Lenny foul Rut Ru’s well-laid plans? Will Ralph get laid? All this and more in MINGHAGS THE MOVIE, the film which proves that you don’t need an Academy Award to have made the best film ever!