Circles in Hell 1-2 [book 1 Fixed] [humor] - Mark Cain

Hell's Super:

How can one damned handyman keep all of hell running when everything's always breaking, devils and demons plot against him...
And he's terrible at fixing things?
Steve is hell's super, its handyman.
Being Mr. Fixit to the underworld keeps him and his assistant, Orson Welles [yes, that Orson Welles], pretty busy, since things go on the blink all the time down there.
No malfunction has ever created so much inconvenience, though, as the malfunction of hell's escalator, which leads from the pearly gates to the depths of Hades.
What's worse: The breakdown appears to be sabotage.
Satan calls in Steve to investigate.
But Steve is distracted these days.
He's in love with Flo, a gorgeous, almost saintly figure who has come to hell by choice to ease the suffering of the damned.
What's more, she seems to like him, but romance in hell?
That could never be.
Still, solving the mystery of the escalator could earn him some points with Satan, maybe even a chance with Flo.
Or maybe not.

A Cold Day in Hell:

Steve and Orson are back in this cracked sequel to Hell's Super, book two in the new satire and humor series, Circles in Hell.
This time, the guys must fix Hell's heating and air conditioning [HVAC] system, which has failed.
Hell is getting progressively colder, and things are a lot more serious than devils and demons needing to put on some sweaters.
If you've ever used the expression, "It will be a cold day in Hell before...", then you know that there are metaphysical ramifications involved.
The HVAC system must be fixed before all Hell freezes over, which is an even worse state than just a bit of frigid weather.
Still, anything can happen on a cold day in Hell...
even a paranormal comedy romance that becomes a whacky love triangle.



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